Dashboard Tumblr-fessional - SaintDorianGray (Katy Perry Firework Parody) based on this post, opener by barackfuckingobama
Do you ever feel like a Sherlock fan Crying on a Roof wanting to eat some Jam? Do you ever feel like a Whovian? Watching Rory die time and time again
Do you ever feel the Supernatural You smell the sulfur, so you get the motherfucking salt? Did you know that there’s a place for you? There’s others just like you.
You gotta enter, your password, and username. Then scroll and see the Tumblr memes
‘Cause baby I’m a fandom girl The coolest kind in all the world I’ll turn your heteroh-oh-oh into homosexual-al-al Baby, I’m a fandom girl I’ll show you how I see the world I’ll turn your platoni-i-ic Into begging for some di-i-ick
Here’s proof that Dean and Cas are just as canon as Arthur and Merlin, the warlock and his prat You see the parallels between Destiel And Shwatsonlock the time that Sherlock fell
I’ll beg you to ignore all of the shipping wars If you like Ten/Master or if Amy Pond is a whore But the Avengers, never pretend there’s nothing between Steve and Tony
Pre-Chorus/Chorus
Fuck you, I won a BAFTA twi-i-ice If two characters fi-i-ight It means they’re fucking at ni-i-ight
‘Cause baby I’m fandom’s bitch I won’t apologize for this I’ll turn your heteroh-oh-oh into homosexual-al-al It seems these characters are sluts But I love Tumblr too much I’ll turn your platoni-i-ic Into begging for some di-i-ick
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OH.
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/SCREAM
I FINALLY FOUND THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE
OH MY GOD. REBLOGGING MY OWN FUCKING POST BECAUSE OF ^THAT COMMENT. I FEEL LIKE I HAVE BEEN BESTOWED A GREAT TUMBLR HONOR TO BE MEME’D. ASD;FLJALS;DFJASL;DFJ. *THE SONG OF YOUR PEOPLE.